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Chris 'Clarence' Lilley Threatens Bunti |
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Written by Bunti
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Monday, 03 December 2007 |
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At 1.08am this Sunday (2nd December 2007) one time Oldfield legend Chris 'Clarence' Lilley, broke away from his band's tour (poster below) to leave a scything message on Bunti's mobile. The transcript of this call has just been released and is believed to have been provoked by Bunti's recent exposure of Lil's links to Daktari. 
"Hello...... this is the Box Mafia..... I’m an ex Oldfield man and next time I see you I’m gonna pull your fucking head off Bunton. I hope you’re keeping well, we love you so much, but eh, I’m gonna pull your fucking head off, I’m gonna fucking gobble your willy and bite your bollocks, suck em hard, it will be the end of your fucking life Bunton.
Cheers Pat Bunton all you’ve got to do is press the fucking number down the bottom and you’ll get through to the man that conned you..... and I know you’re fucking scared of me, yeah you’re fucking scared of me - so don’t fuck with me, ok?
Bye sunshine, just give me a ring and well sort things out, for good..... Bye"
Well all I can say Clarence is: Bring it on, you're no longer the force that you once were. Even your young cubs were plotting to overthrow you and steal your watering hole. Let's face it you were King of the jungle once, but that was a long, long time ago!! |
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